(this song is about aliens 'cos Tom's a trecky,
I have been abducted and probed in the anus,
Travis you ready?
On perpose,
Alright here we go)

Hey mom theres something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real
leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
I Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes you know me
Been bestfriends and will be till we die (die)
I got an injection
a fear from the abductions
My bestfriend thinks I'm just telling lies
Alright

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
a pair of big black eyes
(tom has sex with guys)
Come see the softer side of sears!
(Wow)