I didn't notice that you cut your hair, I didn't notice that it was blue, I didn't notice that you pierced your tongue, I don't recall the dress you wore the day I met you, I almost missed your birthday once again, Your sister called me just in time, I forgot to wipe my muddy shoes, You get so pissed when I track around the grime, This is but a test, This is just a trial run, You can still push reset, Trade me in for a better one, Sometimes I'm a dick I'm a rabid hockey fan, All I can promise is I'll do the best I can, I forgot to pick you up on time, And I forgot to pay the bills, I forgot to put the seat back down, Sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills, You can't say I don't bring you flowers anymore, Because I don't bring them any less, And I don't take you to your favorite store, Cuz I don't have the money to buy your favorite dress, But I work and I try, I'm not as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked, you ever knew, Once in a while I go with you to buy new shoes, But I work and I try, I'm not quite as big a jerk as every other guy you ever liked, you ever knew, Sometimes I break down and take you to the zoo