I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I'm cryin'
Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
coo coo ca choo

Mister city, policemen city, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how we run, I'm cryin'
I'm cry, I'm cryin', I'm cry
Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Grab a locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess, man you've been a
naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
coo coo ca choo, coo coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
And I am the walrus
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

Experts sexperts, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin'
Semelena pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo coo coo
A tu-tu-tu baw, a tu-tu-tu baw, a tu-tu-tu baw, a tu-tu-tu baw, a tu-tu-tu baw